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OFFICER'S CLUB
This where all the pilots like to hang-out and unwind after
completing yet another dangerous mission. We sip down a few frosty cold ones,
relax, and swap stories about our favorite subjects, Booze,
Brawls, and Babes !!
So grab a chair, kick back, put your feet up, enjoy the music, and forget about the war !!
For a little while..........
JUKE BOX
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12 RULES OF COMBAT !
1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
6. Remember, your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.
7. Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.
8. Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.
9. If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea.
10. Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.
11. The best defense is to stay out of range.
12. If you are short on everything but enemy,
you are in combat.